Starchy Stranglers

Posted on 9/17/2024 04:00:00 AM in Travel Trivia

Question: If you ask the waiter to substitute twins for your priest strangler and he apologizes that tonight they only have butterflies and ears, what are you eating?

Answer: Pasta in Italy.

Move over spaghetti: in Italy’s restaurants you have hundreds of starchy competitors. Italy magazine reported that there are 350 shapes of pasta—and so many variations in size that there are as many as 1,500 names to remember. (Spaghetti, for instance, means "little twine," so spaghettini means even littler twine.)

One of the most unforgettable pasta names is strozzapreti: priest strangler. The long, hand-rolled pasta looks like pieces of cavatelli that got stretched until they resemble twisted ropes. Popular in Tuscany, Umbria, and the Emilia-Romagna, strozzapreti have a firm bite and hold up well to hearty dishes, but at first glance nothing in their appearance suggests that they could actually kill anybody.

Legends abound about how they got their deadly name. Mostly, the stories reveal the angry sentiments of poorer people towards the clergy who once controlled the purse strings of the region. One claim is that the priests would make local women cook for them, and this made the women so mad that they strangled the pasta, instead of the pastors. Another says the husbands were so angry that they wished death on the men of the cloth. A third says that the boorish, gluttonous priests would eat the pasta so fast that they choked on it. A less grim version is that the strozzapreti look like the collars priests were forced to wear, known colloquially as chokers.

Few other pastas come with such murderous backstories, but there is plenty of whimsy in the names and the shapes. It’s only the flavor that Italians take seriously.

Peculiar Pasta Shapes & Names of Italy:

  • Fusilli lunghi are spindles you might use to make thread
  • Rochietti are the spool the thread would go on
  • Gemelli aren’t just twists; they’re Gemini-style twins
  • Rotelle are chariot-style wheels with big spokes
  • Manicotti are sleeves, muffs, and manacles
  • Linguini little tongues to tempt the tongue
  • Orecchiette are adorable baby ears
  • Capellini are long strands of hair that you untangle on the plate
  • Farfalle are butterflies that were never caterpillars
  • Vermicelli are squiggly little worms
  • Cannelloni are reeds big enough to play a tune on
  • Campanelle are little fluted bells that do not make a sound
  • Cavatappi are corkscrews to pair with wine, not open it
  • Acini de pepe are grains of pepper you don’t have to shake
  • Cappelletti look like the alpine hats of the people eating them
  • Mafalda Reginette are little queens with frilly edges but firm spines
  • Pipe Regate are smoking pipes minus the tobacco
  • Fagottini are little tied bundles of goodness (you decide what kind)
  • Stellini are little Stellas, and as Blanche correctly notes in Streetcar Named Desire, Stella means star.

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